Years Played: 2006-????
Chris joined the team in the summer of 2006, slept his way up, and soon become the proud captain of the most barbarian crowd in town. As team captain he oversees the "Three S Strategy", the Barbarians' proprietary mix of ingredients that fuel their success as a club. No one knows the exact forumla, but it is rumored that the three components are Sushi, Sambuca, and Splendid Victories. Plays anywhere but goalkeeper, and mostly can be found in the center circle watching the ball and opponents pass by.