Kenny Bain - Club Chairman and Defender

Club chairman and full back. Another veteran of the IFFC league and Barbarians. Solid full back with all the subtlety you'd expect from a Scotsman. No nonsense tackler and only man alive that pronounces "drink" with 5 "r"s.

Keith Bradbury - 1st Team Manager and Defender

The 1st team Manager and central defensive rock. Brings experience and stability to the team and has been with Barbarians since they were just cavemen. Passionate about football and pineapple. Definitely a club man!

Mo Yasin- 1st Team Captain and Foward/Midfielder

Red devil of a striker who plays equally well "in the hole" behind the front pair. He might support Man Utd but he's no southern fairy ... just like Carlos Tevez he shows all of the qualities of a true Mancunian, with a work rate that's second to none and an inspirational figure as A team captain!

Mad about mangos!

Henry Macauley - Forward

Another newcomer this season adding to the spoils up front. Tall, dark and handsome - the Sexy FC boys are going to like him. But they won't like him when he's got the ball at his feet. Very quick striker that sits on the line ready for an opportunity.

Davy Rimsberg - Midfield/Attacker

Alex Dorangeville - Striker

The Thai kwun do kid. A tremendous forward who brings a lot of pace and quick passing to the team. Completes the Barbarians forward line up and will get many goals this season - a few via flying kicks no doubt.

Isaac Pete Junior - Midfielder

Pacey attacker that is effective both on the left and right. Has already proven his worth with some very strong performances this year. French so Likely to go on strike at some point

Jochanan Wallach - 1st Team Assistant Manager

Ex Israeli international! Still has a master footballing brain that helps with the Barbarians tactics and decisions along side Keith. Rumour has it Goran was just breaking into the German Under 21s squad when Jochanan was in his twighlight years at Ben Haifa!

Phil Lowes - Defender

Defender that can play anywhere at the back. Very comfortable with the ball at his feet. Enjoys bringing the ball out of the back and pushing forward. Also enjoys a good team brawl. You can take the boy out of Newcastle....

Dylan Swann - Goal Keeper

Keeper with a safe pair of hands. Tremendous shot stopper using every body part. Outstanding in both 1st team 11s and 5s asides too. Neville Southall would be proud if he had Dylan as his son.

Dave Carini - Defender

Full back who plays with his heart on his sleeve! Defensive work horse that gets up and down the wings on a regular occasion. Like any Yank likes to get good yardage to his clearances.

Carlos Muniz - Midfield

Midfielder that can play up front and in defence. The Paul Scholes of the team when it comes to tackling. Has the ability to foul any body within a 5 metre radius. Great at stopping opposition midfielders. May sell you a kebab or a sandwich after the game.

Goran Steven Parr - Midfielder

A great addition to the team, Intelligent footballer who can control the tempo in midfield and look for short passes. A tremendous addition to the Barbars midfield. Very fit for a man approaching 116.

Kevin Lee - Forward

The giant of the team and the league! Wonderful touch that you wouldn't expect for man of his size. Scores goals with both of his heads and feet. Powerful striker with specially made kit to accommodate his frame.

Dary Stone - Midfield

Could be the find of the season. A good engine, pace and a very good passer of the ball. When asked to do a man-to-man job he's had so-called star opposition players in his pocket. Young man with the combined temperament of Roy Keane and Tupac Shakur. Likely to kick off at any time! Keeps Phil amused!

Glen Royce - Defender

A defensive player that frustrates wingers and strikers with his pace and engine. Makes defending look like a fierce tango dance in which he leads!

Tom - Defender

The picture says it all................

Tim Trebar - Defender

Tremendous full back that just never gives up and, unlike my last girlfriend, never goes down. A brilliant defender that will play through the pain barrier and put the tackle in.