Thanks to the bizarre and wonderful things that are Big Andy's brain and sense of humour, we am happy to showcase here for you all to read, learn and savour, the Barbs Anthem. Those at the 2006 Christmas Bash should remember this well, but for those who were not, all you need to know is that this should be sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" (a song from the Beatles for all you Westlife fans):

In a place across the sea
Lived a man who played football
And he told us of his life
In the Barbarians Football Team

So we sailed in to the east
Till we found a pitch of green
And we played beneath the sun
In our Barbarians Football Team

CHORUS:

We all play for Barbarians Football Team,
Barbarians Football Team, Barbarians Football Team
We all play for Barbarians Football Team,
Barbarians Football Team, Barbarians Football Team

And our friends are on the pitch
Many more of them are in the bar
And the team begins to play

[REPEAT CHORUS]

As we live a life of ease
Every one of us has all we need
Pint of beer and pitch of green
In our Barbarians Football Team

[REPEAT CHORUS]

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