Thanks to the bizarre and wonderful things that are Big Andy's brain and sense of humour, we am happy to showcase here for you all to read, learn and savour, the Barbs Anthem. Those at the 2006 Christmas Bash should remember this well, but for those who were not, all you need to know is that this should be sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" (a song from the Beatles for all you Westlife fans):